Some TV Wisdom

I like it when sitcoms get deep all of a sudden, they could really surprise you…

Malcolm (all covered in slime) : Oh, mother… You know what? I’m glad! This is appropriate. Now my life looks exactly how I feel! How could you screw me over like that?

Louis: Because you were going to take that job, and we are not going to let you throw your life away.

Malcolm: How is being rich throwing my life away?!

Louis: Because it’s not the life you’re supposed to have! The life you’re supposed to have is you go to Harvard, and you earn every fellowship and internship they have. You graduate first in your class, and you start working in public service, either district attorney or running some foundation, and then you become governor of a mid-sized state, and then you become president!

Malcolm: What?!

Louis: Of the United States.

Malcolm: Dad?

Hal: I’m sorry, son. It’s true. I thought you knew.Our expectations started out much smaller, but you just kept upping the ante.

Louis: What if I don’t want to be president?

Louis: It’s too late that. You’re gonna do it.

Malcolm: Oh, really? Have you decided my position on capital-gains tax cuts? What are my foreign policy objectives?!

Louis: That doesn’t matter.What does matter is you’ll be the only person in that position who will ever give a crap about people like us. We’ve been getting the short end of the stick for thousands of years, and I, for one, am sick of it. Now, you are going to be president, mister, and that’s the end of it!

Malcolm: Did it ever occur to you that I could have taken this job, gotten really rich and then bought my way into being president?

Louis: Of course it did. We decided against it.

Malcolm: What?!

Louis: Because then you wouldn’t be a good president. You wouldn’t have suffered enough.

Malcolm: I’ve been suffering all my life.

Louis: I’m sorry, it’s not enough.

Louis: You know what it’s like to be poor, and you know what it’s like to work hard.

Louis: Now you’re going to learn what it’s like to sweep floors and bust your ass and accomplish twice as much as all the kids around you. And it won’t mean anything because they will still look down on you. And you will want so much for them to like you, and they just won’t. And it’ll break your heart. And that’ll make your heart bigger and open your eyes and finally you will realize that there’s more to life than proving you’re the smartest person in the world. I’m sorry, Malcolm, but youdon’t get the easy path. You don’t get to just have fun and be rich and live the life of luxury.

Malcolm: This is unbelievable! You actually expect me to be president. No, no, I’m sorry. You expect me to be one of the greatest presidents in the history of the United States!

Louis: You look me in the eye and
you tell me you can’t do it.

And this is from Malcolm’s valedictory speech:

Most of us have been
dreaming of this day for years,

the day we leave childhood
and achieve independence.

But even if we move
thousands of miles away,

there’s no escape.

Our families are
coming with us.

They’ll be with us forever.

In our habits, our gestures,
and in the choices we make.

So we’ll never be set-free,

we’ll never be alone.

But the most surprising piece of wisdom comes from Reese:

Maybe life  is like a roller coaster, we only go down to have fun going back up

Told you…

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